[The comm clicks on and all that's heard is a shuddering gasp, followed by a soft noise.]

Fuckin' ...

[Silence for a few moments, then a breathy, humorless chuckle, and the comm is turned off again.]

(( OOC: Russ died. Again. He's missing a t-shirt, pair of jeans, leather belt, boots, socks, underwear and a small novelty keychain. Find ( Read more... )

Goats.  You gotta be shitting me.

Educational goats even.

[Russ is sitting in the library petting a baby goat and letting it lecture him about economics while he reads.  He's very amused at all this.]

Gettin' new crew again?

And uh, what's up with the video and shit?  Someone left?

Feel like I missed a lot around here ...

So what's all this palarva about bushbabies?

(( ooc: Russ is shuffling cards in the casino for anyone who feels like running into him.  For the sake of lulz, he did not see the Major and Akagi's antics earlier. ))

Nice costumes.  Miss the comic convention?  I wouldn' wanna be on the judging panel.  That bloke in the seven foot tall green suit's a downright winner.

[Locked to Belle]

Keep yer Saturday free, babe.

[Locked to Janelle]

I never got your number.

[Locked to Ace]

Checked out your marks.  I'm thinkin' easy money.  You got something in mind?

[Click as the communicator comes on, some beeping as buttons are tested before Russell realizes it's connected.]

Nice lookin' mobile. Better than a damn ...

...

Uh ... 'ullo?

How'd I get on a cruise ship? Musta been one hell of a bender.Where we going then? Calais? Spain ( Read more... )